Parents: Isabelle, it is time to go to bed.
I-ZILLA: no.
Parents: Isabelle, you do not tell us no. It's bedtime. Do you want to read a story.
I-ZILLA: No.
Parents: Isabelle, do you want a spanking?
(bad question for future reference)
I-ZILLA: NO!
Parents: If you don't get into your room now, you will get a spanking. Understand?
I-ZILLA: I said No.
Parents: That's it. Get in your room!
I-ZILLA: NOooooooo....Aaahhhhhh.....(exaggerated moaning which happens to be I-Zilla's greatest weapon)
Parents: Isabelle, we love you very much, but you cannot tell us no. You need to learn to obey your parents.
I-ZILLA: (in between quiet defeated sobs) I-Iah-Iam-ss-SS-Sor-sorry.
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